Thursday, September 29, 2016

Why Katya should win All Stars

I LOVE KATYA. THERE I SAID IT!!!
Katya is a Russian Hooker anyone can love!

I love her realness...
I love her babe Lincoln...
  
I love her as Bjork... she should Bjork next to Bjork...
I love how she embraces her weirdness through gymnastics...and demons!
I love how she brings the truth...and the jokes!
I love her love of old Hollywood, and her Esther Williams inspired look..
I love you Katya and your signature spread eagle!
PS...I think you should have won the Hello Kitty Challenge!


Top 5 drag music videos

5. William Belli's RuPaulogize- The fact that Sharon Needles the season four winner helped the season four DQ'er send a message to RuPaul and to the world is just straight up fantastic.
4. Latrice Royale Weight- It is hard to hear this song and not get it stuck in your head especially if you love food, and or drag.

3. Adore Delano's Hello, I Love You- Everyone knows Adore is one of the best drag singers but this video also proofs she is funny too!
2. DWV's Chow down at Chic Fil-A- This song is a big F U to the brand's homophobic policies and I love it!!
1. RuPaul's Supermodel- Of course Ru is #1. Ru is always #1 because she is a god damn supermodel of the world!

Top 5 outfits that make you think "why Ru?!"


5. Why you hiding that body?!
4. Look it's big bird...oh wait
3. Did a pack of wild cats hate this look too? that's why they decided to shred it before the runway?!















 2. Are you pretending to be a highlighter Ru?!

1. It is like a train wreck because I want to look away but I can't!!!

Top 5 Rupaul Drag Race Queens (that should have stayed on longer if not should have won), in my opinion


 5. Kim Chi- Yes she made it to the top three but she was always number one in my shady little heart. Kim Chi may not stomp the runway but she beats her mug to perfection. You can not call her out for a wonky eye, or the wrong contour because Kim Chi is a true make up artist.



4. Ivy Winters- IIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVYYYYY Winters is a can do Queen, because she can do anything! Her personality might not be in your face but her creative talents speaks in volumes. Ivy can walk on stilts, juggle, breathe fire, and sew together a look only most can dream about. Anything you can do Ivy can probably do it better, and without an attitude.


3. Trixie Mattel- Plastic really is fantastic at least it is for this Barbie Queen. She paints not for the back row but for the guy around the corner, and she takes pride in that. Part doll, part cartoon, and part comedienne, what is not to love about Trixie Mattel?! Maybe that she should have made it to the top three.








2. BenDeLaCreme- She is the type of queen everyone wants as a best friend because her heart is usually always in the right place. Plus she makes a great Michelle Visage lookalike, I mean sister?! BenDeLa is funny, quirky, true to her aesthetic, and can pull together a look with just a smile on her face. The Creme should have risen to the top!
1. William Belli- The only queen in the history of the race to DQ, and for what because she had a late night visitor?! I call bullshit, William was robbed of what could have been hers just because of a stupid rule. Hasn't anyone ever heard rules are meant to be broken?! I would have given her the crown just because of her impersonation of Jessica Simpson on the Snatch Game!!